A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.  ~Tenneva Jordan

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born.  She never existed before.  The woman existed, but the mother, never.  A mother is something absolutely new.  ~Rajneesh

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me.  They have clung to me all my life.  ~Abraham Lincoln

Sweater, is a garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  ~Ambrose Bierce